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Goran Ostojić was a Serbian and Yugoslav military officer. He was the chief of staff of the 63rd Parachute Brigade. A veteran of the Yugoslav Wars, he died in combat during the Kosovo War and was posthumously promoted to lieutenant colonel.
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